Call Me by Your Name

Call Me by Your Name ½

132 minutes of Luca Guadagnino trying to convince me how to feel about love, symbolism, the art of cinema, LGBT identity, and two emotionally void characters in a very questionable relationship.

Five fucking stars people? How is this exemplary cinema in any way? How is this movie genuine and healthy?


(them audiovisuals are gorgeous though)

EDIT: I am back. This movie is higher rated than moonlight. While this movie is not necessarily half-star quality, it is NOT 4.5+ star material. This mean rating must decrease. You all are fucking insane.

ANOTHER EDIT: Y'ALL ARE STILL SERIOUS!?

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