Giving bad movies too many stars since 2014.
Daughter of the Jungle 1982
The year is 2078. The well of Italian horror films to release and rerelease has dried up long ago.
Severin releases a 16K, 5 disc edition of Daughter of the Jungle with optional live monkey add on.
My favorite part of the movie is that all of the scenes with elephants seemed to be shot in a park in Italy (which is covered in fallen brown leaves), instead of the South American jungle the rest of the movie is shot in.
Island of Death 1976
How to turn movie night with your wife into movie night by yourself:
Step 1. Turn on Island of Death.
Step 2. Watch the first 15 mins of Island of Death.
At the point where the dude starts banging a goat your wife will get up, while yelling something about how you only watch sick, disgusting, shitty movies all the time, and you'll be left with the TV to yourself.
It's just that easy!
That being said, I didn't care…
Transylvania Twist 1989
Deserving of 4 stars solely for the Phantasm spoof bit.
Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness 2020
Just when I thought this couldn't get any crazier, it did.
Watched the entire thing in one sitting. What a way to spend being quarantined.
Dead & Buried 1981
Overrated. I hate that word.
That's how I heard someone describe this film recently. I'm not sure if they watched the right movie or not but Dead and Buried is one of my favorite horror movies . Almost everything about it is perfect. The effects, the atmosphere, THE ENDING!
The last 10 mins of this movie really take it to a whole other level for me. I've seen this at least a dozen times and still can look away from…