Production meeting for Hauntedween:
Director: Ok guys we start production tomorrow, any questions?
Random crew guy: yeah, what's hauntedween?
Director: it's that spooky time of the year when the weather gets colder, and you and your buddies open a haunted house.
Crew guy: oh, so Halloween?
Director: Hallo-what?
But really, I wasn't prepared for how much this movie ruled.
Just when I thought this couldn't get any crazier, it did.
Watched the entire thing in one sitting. What a way to spend being quarantined.
How to turn movie night with your wife into movie night by yourself:
Step 1. Turn on Island of Death.
Step 2. Watch the first 15 mins of Island of Death.
At the point where the dude starts banging a goat your wife will get up, while yelling something about how you only watch sick, disgusting, shitty movies all the time, and you'll be left with the TV to yourself.
It's just that easy!
That being said, I didn't care…
