furiousjorge

furiousjorge

Favorite films

  • The Dark Knight
  • Gladiator
  • Heat
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

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  • Constantine

    ★★★½

  • Zombieland

    ★★★

  • Ghost in the Shell

    ★★★½

  • Underworld: Evolution

    ★★★

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  • Constantine

    Constantine

    ★★★½

    With the John Wick franchise ringing in the Keanu-sance, if DC got him to return for Constantine 2 they would make a billion dollars. James Gunn, if you are reading this I can fix DC.

    I did not like this at all the first time I saw it. But, I saw it was streaming and thought to myself, "This is a comic book horror action flick centering on obscure supernatural mumbo jumbo--I should love this." So I gave it another shot and I'm really glad I did. My rating jumped from 2 stars to 3.5.

  • Zombieland

    Zombieland

    ★★★

    I was 13 when this came out, and, unfortunately, was not allowed to go see it. But let me tell you, in the world of 13 year old boys in 2009, this movie had the cultural significance of Avatar or Titanic. Even now, finally watching this for the first time fifteen years later, I was familiar with many of the scenes in the movie just from remembered word of mouth in my adolescent years. 

    Unfortunately, I think I waited to…

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  • Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre

    Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre

    ★★★½

    A light, breezy movie that you aren’t going to spend the rest of your life thinking about, but delivers a fun ride in the theater. Hugh Grant and Aubrey Plaza steal the show—put her in more stuff please. My big criticism is that the script and dialogue lacks the spark that Ritchie normally has. It’s not as witty, funny, or as stylishly edited as per usual. But, on the flip side, there is a moment that I am fairly certain was a Princess Bride reference with Cary Elwes.  And however they are doing Jason Statham’s punching scenes, they are amazingly brutal.

  • Ghost in the Shell

    Ghost in the Shell

    ★★★½

    The extreme version of clicking a shady link and getting a virus

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