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  • Coffer



    Jumpscare actually got me that time lol

  • Spider-Man: Far from Home

    Spider-Man: Far from Home


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    After getting literally everything spoiled and after a week of it being out, I finally saw it. And it was great.

    I think I’ll go over in points what I liked first:
    -Tom Holland is great as usual, probably his best performance yet as Spidey.
    -At first I thought Jake Gyllenhaal was sort of bland and under-acting but then when he was inevitably revealed to be the villain he became great as he usually is.
    -Something about this movie made…

  • About Dressy Sally

    About Dressy Sally


    Uh, so YouTube randomly recommended me the video with all the backstory and stuff about this even though I never watch stuff like that, and for some reason I watch the whole 20 minute video and then eighth after that this got recommended to me also, lol. I think the most interesting part is how people’s memory of this changed so much over the years that they turned a lighthearted animated short with a good message for kids into a haunting story about a child kidnapper and other horrific images.

  • Toy Story 4

    Toy Story 4


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    At first I really didn’t want this movie to happen because it seemed like nothing but a cash-grab after the perfect ending of Toy Story 3 just like Finding Dory and such, but then I decided to give it a chance just like I did with Aladdin after I saw the trailers. And I wasn’t disappointed. It’s great, but that’s it. I still just feel like 3 was such a beautiful and perfect ending to the best animated trilogy ever,…

  • The Secret Life of Pets 2

    The Secret Life of Pets 2


    Why the fuck is Harrison Ford in this movie lmao

  • Dark Phoenix

    Dark Phoenix


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This is the third movie this year that I’ve enjoyed way more than I should compared to everyone else’s reviews, the first two being Alita & Aladdin.
    I mean, what can I say, I just thought it was actually pretty good. Not great, but good enough.
    McAvoy, Fassbender & surprisingly Sophie Turner were all great, Sophie has really improved since Apocalypse. Sheridan was also good, I’m glad he and a few others got a little more to do this time around. Well,…

  • The Killer Bean

    The Killer Bean



  • Godzilla: King of the Monsters

    Godzilla: King of the Monsters


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I’m gonna be honest I only saw the first Godzilla once in 2014 so I barely remember it. So for now I’m just gonna say that this is a better Godzilla movie considering it has more than 8 minutes of Godzilla screen time, but a worse movie in terms of, well, being a movie. I need to rewatch the first though since I don’t really have much memory to go off of.

    The characters are pretty stereotypical and not very…

  • Aladdin



    This was actually pretty fun lol

  • John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum

    John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum


    Plot wise this is definitely the weakest. The ending twist was kind of weird and even though I never really thought of this as a finally for some reason, it just now feels like they’re really drawing it out. Wick’s basically in the same position he was when the movie started, everyone out to get him.
    The action is better in some parts, it’s nice that a lot of it isn’t just guns and there’s more creative kills like with…

  • Rocketman



    I’m supersized at how much I actually enjoyed this movie. I expected a 3/5 or so going in based off the trailers but to my pleasure it was great! I still haven’t seen Bohemian Rhapsody but I know that it’s pretty much a bad movie that’s still enjoyable but had some bad people involved in making it.
    But anyway, I don’t know too much about Elton John but I’m definitely gonna listen to more of his music now.
    All the…

  • Barry Lyndon

    Barry Lyndon


    I kind of want to watch this again despite the 3 hour runtime, which had me reluctant at first. My viewing experience was affected by streaming it whilst also having terrible internet, so it ultimately took 4 1/2 hours to watch...
    I want to really take it in, as this seems to be one of the most highly thought of from all of Kubrick's already widely acclaimed films.