Alexander Patron

Favorite films

  • Naked
  • Enter the Void
  • The Handmaiden
  • The Royal Tenenbaums

Recent activity

  • Love Actually


  • American Animals


  • Over the Garden Wall

  • Tenebre


Pinned reviews

  • Spun



    Experiment successful. I am interested in becoming a meth head.

Recent reviews

  • Killers of the Flower Moon

    Killers of the Flower Moon


    Heartbreaking. Without a doubt the most moving experience I’ve had with film in recent memory.

    A must watch.

  • Oppenheimer




    rewatched in imax 70mm

Popular reviews

  • Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues

    Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues


    some quotes:

    ”suicide makes you hungry. I don't care what anyone says”

    ”who the hell is Julius Caesar? you know I don't follow the NBA”

    ”if you've got an ass like the north star, wise men are gonna want to follow it”

    ”I can always guess how many jelly beans are in a jelly bean jar, even if I'm wrong”

    ”it doesn't matter whose fault the break-up was, I was stubborn, you were like a mentally ill whore from the 1800s”

    enough said

  • GoodFellas



    ”Here’s an arm!”
    ”Here’s a leg!”
    ”Here’s a wing!”

    still makes me laugh hysterically even though it has to be my 10th rewatch