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  Dracula 3000 2004

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  "Come to me, Arthur. Leave these others and come to me. My arms are hungry for you. Come, and we can rest together. Come, my husband, come!"
  - undead Lucy Westenra, "Dracula"

  “Did I ever tell you how many times I’d see you and want to ejaculate all over your bazongas? Or the times I stayed up late, high as a kite, in the non-gravitational atmosphere, while I stroked my anaconda and dreamed about your snow-white ass?”
  - undead Coolio, "Dracula 3000"

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  The Reader 2008

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  Peeping Tom 1960

  Added by Gordon

  Moral of the story: Never trust a white dude who says "I hope to be a director very soon."

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  Juliet of the Spirits 1965

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  FEDERICO FELLINI

  Likes:
  - Parties
  - Milfs

  Dislikes:
  - Men
  - Religion