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  • Dracula 3000

    Dracula 3000

    "Come to me, Arthur. Leave these others and come to me. My arms are hungry for you. Come, and we can rest together. Come, my husband, come!"
    - undead Lucy Westenra, "Dracula"

    “Did I ever tell you how many times I’d see you and want to ejaculate all over your bazongas? Or the times I stayed up late, high as a kite, in the non-gravitational atmosphere, while I stroked my anaconda and dreamed about your snow-white ass?”
    - undead Coolio, "Dracula 3000"

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