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  • Midsommar

    Midsommar

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Aria Aster sure does love to imply major head trauma one minute and then just a few moments later just linger on the head which received said trauma, doesn't he?

  • The Dead Don't Die

    The Dead Don't Die

    For all its faults, this movie has two really funny sight gags:

    >Buscemi's "Keep America White Again" hat
    >Adam Driver pulling up to the scene of a grisly double-murder in a comically small SmartCar

    That's all the input I have really. Not great, but not awful.

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  • The Shape of Water

    The Shape of Water

    For like 75% of this movie I had the biggest fucking smile on my face, and the rest of the time I was holding my breath on the edge of my seat. Deserves all the awards possible.

  • The Room

    The Room

    Watched this at a midnight showing, and Tommy Wiseau himself was there. It was just as surreal as you'd imagine it would be.