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"Come to me, Arthur. Leave these others and come to me. My arms are hungry for you. Come, and we can rest together. Come, my husband, come!"
- undead Lucy Westenra, "Dracula"
“Did I ever tell you how many times I’d see you and want to ejaculate all over your bazongas? Or the times I stayed up late, high as a kite, in the non-gravitational atmosphere, while I stroked my anaconda and dreamed about your snow-white ass?”
- undead Coolio, "Dracula 3000"