When I was 12 I looked up “Goodreads for movies” and it led me here so I’ve been bound to be pretentious!

Favorite films

  • Boogie Nights
  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1
  • The Suicide Squad
  • The Empire Strikes Back

Recent activity

  • Three Colors: Blue


  • Shame


  • Room


  • Honey Boy


Pinned reviews

  • Mulholland Drive

    Mulholland Drive


    i read somewhere that billy ray cyrus blames david lynch for miley’s crazy era and i’m not in the same context as miley but i think i’m going to start blaming every unhinged impulse i have on the lynch media ive been consuming

  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl


    is it socially acceptable or just morally wrong to drench yourself in fake blood and walk around with a bra and underwear on telling people you’re amy dunne on halloween

Recent reviews

  • Room



    I read the book this past week and loved it in the worst way possible. Spending so much time with exclusively two characters in an isolated setting for the majority of the story is an emotionally taxing experience, and seeing them come to life on screen felt so real. The horror I felt every time I heard the keypad and buzz signaling Old Nick…nothing has ever captured that feeling. I wish it was longer. It’s a story that will stay…

  • Scenes from a Marriage

    Scenes from a Marriage


    I watched the first 1 hour and 34 minutes this morning and then I paused it to go to the bathroom and had a random panic attack and then I went to Target and went to Chili’s and then I came back and watched the rest of this marriage fall apart and now I get to watch it happen again tonight but with sexy Oscar Isaac and Jessica Chastain this time!

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