Favorite films

  • Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
  • Moonlight
  • Clueless
  • Parasite

Recent activity

  • Bones and All


  • Barbarian


  • See How They Run


  • Blonde

Recent reviews

  • Bones and All

    Bones and All


    to write an essay about the tenderness of violence or make a joke about luca guadagnino being related to vinnie from jersey shore…these are the questions that define the human condition

  • Barbarian



    I just thought this was soso excellent.

    Though I didn't think it was as INSANE as everyone made it sound, it was so unexpected, funny in the right moments, scary in the right moments, and surprisingly poignant.

    Casting is truly impeccable.

Popular reviews

  • Allen v. Farrow

    Allen v. Farrow

    some of you are real weirdos for siding with a literal pedophile.

    and stop using "i was raised on his movies" as an excuse, you're grown. find new movies.

  • Lost in Translation

    Lost in Translation

    pls don’t hate me for this ~bad~ movie opinion but i simply did not feel the magic with this one. 

    i don’t like the idea of japanese people being used as props and background for the white protagonists. 

    i also had a really hard time getting into the romance when i found out scarjo was 17 during production. 

    i can understand why people love this movie so much, it just really didn’t do it for me.