• Funny Games

    Funny Games

    all of you saying “Actually, this is a critique of media violence and our complicity in— “ ya okay, show this to Mister Rogers and ask em if he thinks Haneke is on his side!

  • Possession

    Possession

    A wholly original wild goofy weird ass movie unlike anything I’ve ever or ever will see but also just uses the theme from The Godfather. Seems like Godfather was a pretty big movie at the time to just use Godfather song. Should’ve doubled down and used The Force Theme when da green eyed conehead stares at the hot French Mama’s boy! Shoulda woulda coulda...
    Imagine if in Hereditary they played “The Council of Elrond” every once in a while. That would be sick.

    Anyway I kid I kid this movie is sick

  • The Man with Two Brains

    The Man with Two Brains

    Funny sequence where he licks his hands and uses them as suction cups. It’s weird as hell and I always like Steve Martin playing more of a straight man. But the main conceit is loudly misogynist and very much most of it is expired. Just so you know!

  • The Goonies

    The Goonies

    This movie is definitely for babies, but I saw it at the drive in which was the right first experience. Not even at a old movie house with old light fixtures, it has to be at the drive in and it’s kinda dim and I can talk during it and I am eating a Popeyes hot sandwich.

  • The Adventures of Robin Hood

    The Adventures of Robin Hood

    Makes me miss pre-COVID, when me and my merry band of outlaws and thieves rode deep into the forest and danced around tables of heavy mutton, spilling goblets of splendid ale all over our leather greaves!

  • Mars Attacks!

    Mars Attacks!

    Always wanted to see this as a kid but my parents would never let me. Maybe if I had I’d have some nostalgic appreciation for it. More likely, it would have scared piss (sic) out of me.

    Every night as a kid after my shower, I would run out of the bathroom out of fear that there’d be an alien outside the window. Siblings made fun of me for it: not cool!  

    Anyway, Jack Nicholson stunt cast is a…

  • Barton Fink

    Barton Fink

    Richard Jewell

  • The Last Dance

    The Last Dance

    Basketball is honestly awesome.

  • The Squid and the Whale

    The Squid and the Whale

    A f’ed up situation, undoubtedly!

    I have an uncle that should see this movie and reflect! Once, when I was in 8th grade and was playing a portion of Gymnopedies #3 for my grandmother, he asked if I could play the rest of it and not just the beginning, knowing very well that I could not. Then I laughed embarrassed and he laughed powerfully! If that’s not a deleted scene from this movie — I do not know what is! I…

  • Pee-wee's Big Adventure

    Pee-wee's Big Adventure

    ★★★★★

    Wow, I love PEE WEE movie!

  • Hollywood Shuffle

    Hollywood Shuffle

    Funny and sweet and Patrice Rushen score

  • Clifford

    Clifford

    Angry movie!