Gabriel has written 119 reviews for films with no rating during 2020.

  • Mank


    Mank faces off against his greatest enemy yet — my attention span!!

  • Meet Me in St. Louis

    Meet Me in St. Louis

    When the Father’s singing voice convinces the girls to eat their Halloween cake - wow

    This movie is awesome 👏

  • Klaus


    cleverly answers the question “what if Santa was Santa?”

  • Casino Royale

    Casino Royale

    James Bond is cool 😎

  • Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed

    Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed

    Sorta watched. We were playing a board game around the coffee table and Demi’s body was blocking the center third of the screen. The subtitle “Monsters Unleashed” helped fill in the gaps.

  • Grease


    Danny Zuko is FRIENDS with GOD

  • Fiddler on the Roof

    Fiddler on the Roof

    Tevye is FRIENDS with GOD

  • Moneyball


    I watched this while building a desk from Wayfair. This movie is great but this desk absolutely fucking sucks. Just typing out this review has the whole ugly thing shaking like a threatened chihuahua. Shit desk. But wonderful desk-building cinema!

  • Nightcrawler


    Watched the first twelve minutes while playing chess on my phone. Turned it off in favor of Mandalorian because that’s easy to play chess on my phone to. Logging this anyhow. Unlimited power. Cannot stop me.

  • Inglourious Basterds

    Inglourious Basterds

    Cool movie

  • Dick Tracy

    Dick Tracy

    This movie has deep “majorly-mixed-critical-response-however-a-four-star-review-from-Roger-Ebert” vibes!

  • Star 80

    Star 80