• John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum

    John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum

    ★★★★

    I really need an entire Downton Abbey-style upstairs/downstairs series about the people who work at The Continental.

  • Showing Up

    Showing Up

    ★★★★

    excited to tell my therapist that I was deeply stressed out by this movie while the rest of the audience was cracking up

  • Money Train

    Money Train

    ★★½

    not enough JLo and too much of Woody Harrelson’s terrible haircut. They don’t make movie stars like Wesley Snipes anymore.

  • Boston Strangler

    Boston Strangler

    ★★★½

    I could watch 100 hours of Alessandro Nivola playing a frustrated Boston detective. Also… will be furious about the Luke Kirby fake-out for years to come.

  • Joe Versus the Volcano

    Joe Versus the Volcano

    ★★★

    the surreal stuff wasn’t for me but I love the boat scenes. Meg Ryan can make things work that absolutely shouldn’t, a legend.

  • Class Action

    Class Action

    ★★★

    much better when the characters are yelling at each other than when they are being sentimental

  • Unlawful Entry

    Unlawful Entry

    ★★★½

    Nothing special but a fun thriller that does its job. Kurt Russell doesn’t do anything particularly notable in this, he’s just a movie star.

  • A Time to Kill

    A Time to Kill

    ★★★★

    much more nuanced than I expected and not enough Sandra Bullock

  • Scream VI

    Scream VI

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    they need to stop with the de-aged Skeet Ulrich stuff but otherwise loved it

  • Return to Seoul

    Return to Seoul

    ★★★★

    I could wipe you from my life with the snap of my fingers. 

  • Nick of Time

    Nick of Time

    ★★★

    sometimes you don’t need logic to have a good time!

  • What We Do Next

    What We Do Next

    Hollywood has grossly underutilized Corey Stoll and Karen Pittman!!!!