• Aalto - Architect of Emotions

    Aalto - Architect of Emotions

    ★★★★½

    i’m so fucking horny for art hoes. i want to fuck a building

  • Thesis

    Thesis

    ★★★★

    in the 90s this happened to you but now you can just go on bestgore.com via wayback machine

  • I Care a Lot

    I Care a Lot

    ★★★½

    gaslight
    gatekeep
    girlboss

  • Chungking Express

    Chungking Express

    ★★★★★

    the feeling that this film gives me is indescribable... all the leaves are literally brown  and the sky IS grey with a hint faye wong’s cover of dreams by the cranberries

  • Our Friend

    Our Friend

    there’s at least 15 of these movies and they all suck

  • The Handmaiden

    The Handmaiden

    ★★★★★

    as 2016 film twitter would say “poetic cinema”

  • Nomadland

    Nomadland

    ★★★

    scarlett johansson 😍 boohoo white people van life and shitting in buckets, go die faster we dont care

  • Serial Mom

    Serial Mom

    ★★★★½

    milf of my dreams

  • The Assistant

    The Assistant

    ★★★½

    fuck the job if i had to work in that office it would be enough to end my life. i can smell the stuffiness and piss carpet thru my screen.

  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

    ★★★★★

    gays be like

  • Jeanne Dielman, 23, Quai du Commerce 1080 Bruxelles

    Jeanne Dielman, 23, Quai du Commerce 1080 Bruxelles

    ★★★★½

    me: milf...
    jeanne dileman: what?
    me: hey queen

  • The Prom

    The Prom

    ½

    if i wasnt a raging homophobe before i am now