Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Iron Giant 1999

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 May 2023

  The Iron Giant was one great adventure that had all of us scissoring one another 10mins in only to find we’d back scissoring each other right after the Iron Giant spread his Giant Iron Gape and leaked gunk all over the little fella he had befriended. What. A. Flick.

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  Evil Dead Rise 2023

  ★★★ Watched 20 May 2023

  First movie in almost a month as we’ve been binging Breaking Bad, and boy oh boy what a flick to come back to. Didn’t hit as hard as other Evil Dead movies but I was intrigued. 

  As the sun went down and it got spooky dooky inside the condo, I could feel the gape tightening up before it’s unbelievably smelly release at the movies end, with both the fiancé and myself climaxing right into an episode of HIMYM.

Popular reviews

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  Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood 2019

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 14 Jul 2021 2

  Second time watching this movie and it only gets better. The movie absolutely flys by even though it’s almost three hours. A masterpiece by Tarantino to say the least.

  I can’t wait until the next time I watch this movie. I’ll for sure be wearing depends for the leakage that will no doubt be coming out of every end.

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  Luca 2021

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Jun 2021

  Great casting for another Pixar movie. Cute story and kept me laughing the whole time. Awesome movie to watch with the fam on Father’s Day.