Spider-Man: Far From Home

Spider-Man: Far From Home ★★★★

It’s fair to say this movie took me quite far from home, and it took me a long time to get back. The ever loving secret romance between Peter and his Aunt May will forever tickle my pickle. You know when he gets his Peter tingle he pounces on that ass with no regret cause there ain’t no incest in the spider kingdom. 

I could’ve sworn as soon as Spider-Man put on E.D.I.T.H. My glasses turned into high tech specs as well which lead me to instruct them to find anything and everything in the room to open up my sphinct and give me unlimited pleasure.. which goes to say the load that accumulated by the end of the movie was dropped in my last juice of the night to really get the most of the cleanse.

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