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  The Cursed 2021

  ★★★½ Watched by GarbageReelKids 🗑️ 🎥 🧒 27 May 2022

  I really don't care much for period pieces, but this was actually fine.

  It looks pretty and there's a couple of sequences I can appreciate the technical aspect of creating (namely the main characters reclaiming their land from gypsies). While the CGI isn't the slickest, I dig the creature design.

  A couple of parts drag out and that screen time could've been dedicated to a better ending, but there's some positives here, folks.

  (Almost) No one is over the moon about it, but I can't say I agree with the 1s and 2s.

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  Clay Pigeons 1998

  ★★★½ Rewatched by GarbageReelKids 🗑️ 🎥 🧒 23 Apr 2022

  Midwestern black comedy with more charm than believable plot, and that's okay.

  Director David Dobkin has an interesting directorial credits list on IMDB, which includes Maroon 5 videos, The Judge and most importantly, 2Pac's I Get Around!

  Had to watch this one again to take myself back to college days, in which Janeane Garofalo was every neckbeard's wet dream (✔️ guilty), and also Vince Vaughn could do no wrong in cinema, even with this over the top awww shucks cowboy…

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  Love on a Leash 2011

  ★★★★★ Watched by GarbageReelKids 🗑️ 🎥 🧒 30 Jan 2019 1

  I
  WAS
  NOT
  READY.

  
  You look at the poster and just assume this is a kids' movie, yeah?

  And I guess it really is, just with some homophobia, sexual harassment in the workplace, substance abuse, talk of getting tubes tied, a scene that might imply accidental sodomy (or maybe I'm projecting), a shot of a bloody dog that's been hit by a car, and no music (I don't call Alvin's crooning 'music', rather it's just a lovely serenade to the…

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  Drop Dead Fred 1991

  ★★★ Watched by GarbageReelKids 🗑️ 🎥 🧒 13 Jan 2019 1

  Two days ago, an alcohol-fueled movie discussion with my wife led to a pact to watch (initial viewing for me, not her) Drop Dead Fred: A kids' movie in which the leads call the mom a bitch, make fun of her musty vag, and joke about eating her dead body and shitting it out on the dining room table.

  I don't think this could get made today.

  Phoebe's hair game is on fire.