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  • Love on a Leash

    Love on a Leash

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    I
    WAS
    NOT
    READY.


    You look at the poster and just assume this is a kids' movie, yeah?

    And I guess it really is, just with some homophobia, sexual harassment in the workplace, substance abuse, talk of getting tubes tied, a scene that might imply accidental sodomy (or maybe I'm projecting), a shot of a bloody dog that's been hit by a car, and no music (I don't call Alvin's crooning 'music', rather it's just a lovely serenade to the…

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  • The Initiation

    The Initiation

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    Daily Horror Hunt #28 – October Horror 2020

    Thanks to Dan for the original: boxd.it/8KH5y

    14. A film with a title containing a word that uses the same letter three or more times.


    Soft-focus dreams, horny kids, my girl Daphne Z looking fantastic in that black skirt, and some good kills make this a decent 80's sorority offering. I really wish they had made more use of the mall. I mean, the Alison girl *did* take those roller skates and…

  • Hatchet

    Hatchet

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    Daily Horror Hunt #28 – October Horror 2020

    Thanks to Dan for the original: boxd.it/8KH5y

    28. Watch one of the films mentioned in the clip show documentary, The 50 Best Horror Movies You've Never Seen.

    Tony Todd yelling "THAT COCKSUCKER" is just what I needed on a Monday morning.

    While I would've appreciated just a little more deviation from the caricatures of the standard slasher, this is about as good as it can be for what it's trying to be and the last 10 minutes are great.

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  • Night Killer

    Night Killer

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    aka Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3? Italy, you got some splainin ta doooooooo.

    A *master class* in overacting or underacting (nearly always over):

    and now I'm gonna lock you in!

    NOOOOO don't lock me in!!!

    This is best described as "confusing as shit yet entrancing". The rubber mask and rubber claws look hilarious, and it's odd that the mask is used as a prop yet the claws are legit weapons.

    I love how news crews interview a psychologist who openly talks…

  • Mirror Mirror

    Mirror Mirror

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    Film #7 in Belcourt Nashville's 12 Hours of Terror

    Heathers with a haunted relic.

    Watching *not* Winona Ryder having sex with a mirror at 1am is just how cinema is meant to be experienced.

    Floral patterns and Karen Black's wigs are 100% OFF THE CHAIN in this offering which definitely had no business being followed by 3 sequels, but you know I'll probably check them out eventually anyway since 2 of them have Mark Ruffalo (playing different characters).

    I'm still not sure I can explain the ending to anyone.

    Edit: fixed my dumb dumb HTML