• Thoroughbreds

    Thoroughbreds

    in my opinion this should have ended on the couch. like if you agree!

  • No One Will Save You

    No One Will Save You

    Our greatest fear imagined, aliens are obsessed with a period piece

  • Bottoms

    Bottoms

    ★★★★★

    5 out of 5 ayo’s kicking a can

  • Oldboy

    Oldboy

    i just watched this in theaters and on the silver screen it still makes me feel very icky

  • Talk to Me

    Talk to Me

    ★★★½

    The first time she touched the hand, the man seated next to me said, oh boy. He was right to say that.

  • Bad Fever

    Bad Fever

    the best stand up comedy that’s ever been in a movie

  • The Deepest Breath

    The Deepest Breath

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    the real extreme sport is love

  • Oppenheimer

    Oppenheimer

    knowing what we know now, that was a bad idea… to put casey affleck in a movie

  • Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One

    Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One

    do you think tom day dreams about doing big awesome stunts all the time?

  • The Long Goodbye

    The Long Goodbye

    “if you got some cold baloney, mayonnaise and some bread. I might stay awhile.”

    elliott gould mumbling through this film is just beautiful stuff.

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★★

    shout out to all the animators at sony imageworks that i used to make coffee for

  • BlackBerry

    BlackBerry

    ★★★★

    “goof” getting its flowers