I just know the entire cast was on drugs when they made this. It’s at its best with its stop motion  dinosaurs and lizards. Its at its worst when Ringo Starr tries to r@p3 a woman in her sleep and it’s played off for laughs. A trip and a half to one zillion bc

First off, this is a Bruno Jenkins hate account. When his whole personality is one joke, it should probably be funny. While the 90s version is not perfect, one of my favorite things it did was use practical effects for the witches and the mouse children transformation. Replacing it with CGI feels ...cheap. And the CGI would probably look a lot better if this movie didn’t waste a bunch of money casting Kristen Chenoweth to voice act a literal child!! Robert Zemeckis she is 52.

The NERVE of this movie to tell us ten minutes in that Jake Gyllenhaal has a boyfriend only for it to make me watch him have sex with a woman for the whole movie !!

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