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  • He Played Me

    ★★

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

    ★★

  • The Northman

    ★★★½

  • When Harry Met Sally...

    ★★★★

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  • He Played Me

    He Played Me

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Main character cheating on her husband not once but twice: She Betrayed He 😳
    When she had an affair with another woman: She Gayed She 😏
    When she found out her new man’s “nephew” was actually his son: He Made He 🤯
    My friends and I deciding to watch this garbage: We Played We 🤡

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

    Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    JK Rowling could be the biggest trans ally in the world and the script would still be bad, the plot muffled and world building flat. I movie hopped my way into this so that billionaire TERF didn’t get any of my hard earned money! Obviously could and should have been gayer. Also, probably good JK Rowling decided to scrap the Nagini storyline and storyline about Grindelwald wanting to stop WW2 from the last film. This was a definite improvement from…

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