Gazelle Garcia

Took a few years off but hey
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AMC A-Lister

30. genderqueer. actor.

Favorite films

  • The Lion King
  • Snowpiercer
  • Moonlight
  • Mad Max: Fury Road

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  • Turning Red

  • I Want You Back

    ★★½

  • Disclosure

    ★★★★

  • Don't Look Up

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  • I Want You Back

    I Want You Back

    ★★½

    I know monogamy is important and works for a lot of people, but these stories about attachment and ownership are so damn annoying. That being said, what am I gonna do? Never watch an American rom-com? I can get over it. After all, I really just came because I kept seeing Jenny Slate looking gorgeous as Audrey, that’s the real pay off here. Manny Jacinto is also so pretty so that’s the cherry on top.

    Then the story uses polyamory…

  • Being the Ricardos

    Being the Ricardos

    ★★½

    The irony of including a scene showing how Hollywood execs know/care/think so little about Latinos that they assume Desi is Spanish and Lucy has to correct them… in a movie… where they cast… a Spanish actor to play Desi I-

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    Captain America: Civil War

    ★★★★½

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    Everything works. Every single character shines. It's actually incredible that not a single Avenger gets the shaft in…

  • Fifty Shades of Black

    Fifty Shades of Black

    I mean... I wouldn't say it's unwatchable. But technically shit isn't inedible either.