Favorite films

  • Dazed and Confused
  • The Taking of Pelham One Two Three
  • The Truman Show
  • Boyz n the Hood

Recent activity

  • Bride of Chucky


  • Free Guy


  • Nobody


  • Best Seller


Recent reviews

  • The Intruder

    The Intruder


    A total mood movie. On any other day this is a 2 star flick all the way, but tonight i was just in the mood for a 'by the numbers' 90s-esque thriller.

    Quaid is hammy as hell but i appreciate his commitment to the drama, rather than phoning this shit in like Harrison Ford or Bruce Willis.

    3 stars. Just.

  • Tenet



    An exchange late in the film.

    'You have no idea what I'm talking about do you?'

    'No, but it sounds terribly important

    Sorry Nolan but spending 2 plus hours watching you jerk off and cum on your own tits just isn't fun for me.

Popular reviews

  • Sucker Punch

    Sucker Punch

    Watching Sucker Punch is like watching a friend you don't really like play a videogame for two hours. Making things worse is the stranger sat between you both aggressively wanking over his iPod full of shit reworkings of your favourite songs.

    Sucker Punch is not only as bad as you've heard, it's worse.

  • Cast Away

    Cast Away


    I've been drinking straight whiskeys as it's a Friday night, I've been ill all week and so fuck it, why not? Apologies if this review gets sentimental and/or weird.

    I love movies. I love them as much as the air i breathe. Without them, I am nothing and well, you know what i'm yakking about. You all feel the same way. (Have I ever told you that I love this site because its people are so wonderful? Well those whiskey…