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Favorite films

  • Something Wild
  • Lupin the Third: The Castle of Cagliostro
  • The Matrix
  • The Exorcist

Recent activity

  • Knock at the Cabin


  • Star Trek V: The Final Frontier


  • Mission: Impossible


  • The Waterboy


Recent reviews

  • Knock at the Cabin

    Knock at the Cabin


    well i don’t envy any of them

  • Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

    Star Trek V: The Final Frontier


    Such an intriguing concept that is so astoundingly squandered. The script is soooo dumb. The story goes nowhere and the dialogue is awful. Despite their years of experience with these beloved characters, the actors are unable to make any of this silly shit ring true. The humour falls painfully flat. There are a handful of true laugh out loud moments, but not one of them is intentional. 

    Despite all that, plus the cheap looking effects and just how lacking in…

Popular reviews

  • Polaroid


    this has the exact same plot of an episode of Goosebumps starring Ryan Gosling and it's important to me that you know that.

    update: I have now actually watched this movie, if you want to know what I actually think of it, my review is here!

  • mid90s



    TIFF '18 MOVIE 4

    I can't put into words how much this movie moved me. Not just as a filmgoer, but as a filmmaker. This is the type of movie that fuels my drive to make movies. Seeing Jonah Hill & the cast so moved by the applause and cheers from the crowd was so heartwarming. These guys had truly bonded over making this film, and it showed so well. Jonah began to tear up as he got on stage and…