GEM37

GEM37

Secretly an anime cat girl in middle school.

Favorite films

  • Lilo & Stitch
  • Punch-Drunk Love
  • Pooh's Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin
  • Your Name.

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  • Gridman Universe

  • Madame Web

    ★★

  • Lilo & Stitch

    ★★★★★

  • My Best Friend's Wedding

    ★★★★

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  • Gridman Universe

    Gridman Universe

    Hawaiian Airlines had this for some reason, so I decided to give it a shot even though I had only seen the first of the two seasons this movie is clearly referencing. At first I was impressed with the use of "watery" sound effects and wondered where it was leading. Then the characters started talking and I realized those sounds were not intentional but rather because the headphone jack for my seat was busted. Fortunately, this version was subtitled, so…

  • Madame Web

    Madame Web

    ★★

    My other grand Hawaiian movie experiment - will watching a movie with absolutely God awful marketing be improved simply by virtue of being there? The answer: ...maybe a little, yeah. (I had a Bahn Mi hot dog too, that probably helped.)

    Let me put it this way: whenever Tahar Rahim is on screen or the movie tries to be a "period piece," it's hilariously bad, absolutely hysterical. When Dakota Johnson and the girls are onscreen, it's just regular Morbius bad…

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  • NiNoKuni

    NiNoKuni

    Took me four separate attempts to get through this.

    Starts out a bland put passable Ghibli imitation, then becomes, like, actively terrible.

    I've never played the games, but I'm pretty sure neither of them were this boring or horny.

  • The Scorpion King

    The Scorpion King

    Cannot believe I'm the first person here to stan for Haywood Hollywood Horses. #Crew

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