Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Portrait of a Lady on Fire 2019

  ★★★★½ Watched 30 Mar 2023

  thought i was having a chill time and then suddenly started crying for the last 25 minutes. madness. so beautiful! i don’t understand artists - how can you paint a couple of lines and then the exact image of me is there? like i’m so sorry but that’s not right. like that’s well creepy. only mirrors should have that power over us

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  Barbarian 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2023

  an INCREDIBLY fun watch - brilliant casting, a perfect balance of horror and comedy, a pure attention-holder all the way through. everything felt very intentional, and it was a joy to watch the unravelling. man i wish i had the chance to see this in a cinema! god i love movies!

Popular reviews

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  The Stranger 2020

  ★★½ Watched 08 May 2020 1

  alright who wants to throw a secret field rave and inadvertently behead an alpaca with me

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  A Lot Like Love 2005

  ★½ Watched 12 Oct 2020

  the corona ravaging my body was still not as painful as watching these heterosexuals arguably stalk each other for an absurdly long time. great ass shot of ashton kutcher tho. there’s a special place in my heart reserved for early 2000s romcoms.