I ain’t a bot.
All of the “reviews” from 2021 and before are shit.

Favorite films

  • Friday
  • Jeanne Dielman, 23, quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles
  • The Age of Innocence
  • The Great Dictator

Recent activity

  • The Red Shoes

  • Over the Garden Wall


  • The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar

  • The Young Girls of Rochefort


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Arrival



    Amy Adams: *acts

    The Academy: Imma pretend I didn’t see that

  • Palm Springs

    Palm Springs


    I googled Andy Samberg right after I finished this and found out he’s like, 41. In 2028 Andy Samberg will be 50. Something just doesn’t feel right about that.