Staff Writer for Film Cred. Published in Match Cut, Inverse, and various other places.
Reminds me of the hot summer nights of youth -- tucked away under a blanket, my hypnagogic mind polluted by the glow of gutter trash oozing from the boob tube.
It's these kinds of half-remembered radioactive transmissons that linger with me most.
Despite its obvious shortcomings -- the pun in there is not lost on me -- I found myself smiling more often than not.
A Tier-List of Every Character I Could Beat the Shit Out of in The Cat in the Hat:
S (Would Destroy Me):
•Kate the Caterer
•The Cat (With Hat)
•Repo Men Who Took Larry's TV
A (Would Beat Me Bloody):
• Sally Walden
B (Would Break My Arm):
D (I'd Beat Them Bloody):
E (I Would Fucking Destroy Them):
•That Fucking Fish
•The Cat (Without Hat)