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  • Semen Demon

    Semen Demon


    The faint glow of the neon sign bathes the freshly wet pavement as you walk up to the store.

    Video Rental.

    You bee-line for the section you know best. Marked by a neon-pink ducktape slip, the adult section is separated by a doorway bead curtain and has flashing primary colored lights and weird sex music playing that isn't quite jazz but could be misconstrued for being a Kenny G single.
    A couple of tapes are on the shelf, but for…

  • Incredibles 2

    Incredibles 2


    The best sequels make waves.

    Characters change, learn things, and grow as a character. Sequels bring challenging new problems to the cast and show the audience a new side of the characters seen from the first movie. Those are just some parts of what makes a good sequel. Unfortunately, Incredibles 2 is not a great sequel and misses a lot of these things.

    I want to say first that I will be criticizing this film for a lot of things…

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  • The Invasion of Thunderbolt Pagoda

    The Invasion of Thunderbolt Pagoda


    Made me so uncomfortable I hated it but loved it.

    Terrifying in its own unnatural visual style and extreme music, The Invasion of Thunderbolt Pagoda is an intense experience. That's all it is though, an experience. And if you like having those kinda film experiences then this is something you absolutely need to check out. If not, then stay far far away.

  • Monkeybone



    Really creative....but like the weird kid in the back of the class who is way too good at drawing artistically detailed dicks creative.

    Good job Henry, keep drawing those dicks, you'll be a real Van Gogh someday.

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  • Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness

    Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness


    save the tigers, think of the animals!

    The message gets lost in the utter awfulness of the characters involved. Watching this whole series made me feel like a bad person. This is the worst kind of entertainment in my opinion. It's drama about horrible people being awful to each other in many different ways. No one that is shown in this series deserve attention and don't deserve praise or admiration.

    I think with how popular this is shows a terrible…

  • Dolittle


    kill me.

    I thought I was special with this early screening but instead I was made the fool