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  • Sailor Moon S the Movie: Hearts in Ice

    Sailor Moon S the Movie: Hearts in Ice

    The best part about this movie is explaining the plot to other people:
    "It's about a talking space cat who falls in love with a space scientist who is totally 100% crazy. He has a hot astronaut girlfriend but keeps giving her the cold shoulder [rimshot] because he is convinced there is an even hotter lady living on the moon!"
    "Huh..."
    "Oh yeah there's another talking space cat in the movie and at the end he hooks up with the…

  • Powaqqatsi

    Powaqqatsi

    From the studio that brought you NINJA III THE DOMINATION, MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE, and ROBOTECH THE MOVIE comes a movie from the same producing team that brought you CAPTAIN EO and TUCKER: A MAN AND HIS DREAMS.  Basically Godfrey Reggio sells out and gives us a more LAMEstream sequel to KOYAANISQATSI.  While not as good a sequel as, say, BLADE II, DAWN OF THE DEAD, FROM RUSSIA WTH LOVE, TRANSPORTER 2, FRIDAY THE 13th PART 2, or even Canon’s…

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  • Ghostwatch

    Ghostwatch

    ★★★★★

    You can make fun but the final 15/20 minutes of GHOSTWATCH are actually really effective.
    Easy to see why kids shit themselves watching this.

    Adults... I'm sure they had their reasons though there is a very good chance it wasn't many if any adults but pissed off parents who called the BBC en mass.  I’d like to think when the guy from RED DWARF shows up they got tipped off that something was up.  Also the end credits listing actors and crew and such.

  • Repossessed

    Repossessed

    If you thought I was going to do an EXORCIST-a-thon and not watch this one also... well... you just never really knew me at all did you?

    No less dumb than Part THE BEGINNING and this one at least has the story of Linda Blair doing it as a cathartic exercise for herself and piece of mind instead of a bunch of assholes just wanting to cash-in on a name.

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  • Doom: Annihilation

    Doom: Annihilation

    Great news, everyone! John Carpenter's GHOSTS OF MARS is still the best DOOM movie!

  • The Exorcist

    The Exorcist

    ★★★★

    A fun movie to talk about because you run into one of the following:
    -person who hates horror but thinks this one is cool
    -atheist who wants you to know how atheist they are and think this movie is bullshit because it’s based on Catholic beliefs and then they bitch about how much they hate their super religious parents
    -horror fan, probably wearing a HATCHET t-shirt, who brag they didn’t find it scary like AT ALL and that means they’re probably just way better than everyone else