George Long

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  • Transformers: The Last Knight

    Transformers: The Last Knight

    ½

    Before this essay/rant begins I will warn you, this may be incoherent because I couldn’t watch this movie sober. Also, if I missed something you really wanted me to talk about comment it, and I will reply with a paragraph about it as soon as possible.

    Transformers: The Last Knight is a masterpiece, however not in the traditional sense. Since Micheal Bay has created one of the weirdest movies, that is also one of the most boring movies. 

    If you…

  • An American Pickle

    An American Pickle

    ★★★½

    I was lucky enough to see this at an early online premiere, and while it had some flaws I really enjoyed it.

    When it started I was worried that I wouldn’t like it, as I wasn’t a huge fan of the first 20 minutes. They just felt slow, and the jokes didn’t land with me as much as I hoped they would. However, after those 20 minutes I found myself enjoying it quite a bit. The humor here isn’t as…

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  • Gemini Man

    Gemini Man

    ★★½

    This movie finally answers the age old question of how many Will Smiths can a movie have before it has too many Will Smiths?

    Turns out the answer is 2.

  • Megamind

    Megamind

    ★★★½

    Honestly, this came out a few years too early.

    Also, where is my sequel?? I feel like Dreamworks gives us some great characters that I just want to see more of, but they never give me more!!!

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  • The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

    The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

    So we really not gonna talk about how Jasper was fighting for the confederacy.......

  • Hereditary

    Hereditary

    ★★★★½

    Wow....

    ... I honestly don’t know how to describe this besides saying it’s definitely one of the best horror movies of all time.