Favorite films

  • Elf
  • In Bruges
  • National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
  • Home Alone

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  • Alita: Battle Angel

    ★★★★★

  • Blade Runner

    ★★★★★

  • Road to Perdition

    ★★★

  • Metropolitan

    ★★½

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  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League

    ★★★★★

    “I’m not broken…and I’m not alone”

    Justice is Grey Edition 

    The perfect cold winter evening movie. This is my third or fourth viewing of the Justice is Grey Edition and I absolutely love how this version looks. The scenes that stood out as particularly gorgeous in B&W were Victor Stone’s football game and the scene where The Flash charges up the Mother Box. It’s some of the best black & white imagery I’ve ever seen on film.

  • Pacific Rim

    Pacific Rim

    ★★★★★

    You like the name? I took it from, uh, my favorite historical character and my second-favorite Szechuan restaurant in Brooklyn

    I really want a Hannibal Chau spin-off series.

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  • Snakes on a Plane

    Snakes on a Plane

    What the fuck can I say? It's Snakes on a Plane! It has Samuel L. Jackson yelling at people, terrible CGI snakes, gore, nudity and shitty dialogue. The best way to watch it would be with some friends, but I watched it alone because I'm a lonely fuck with no social life. Anyway, it's a fun B-movie. Nothing more, nothing less.

  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049

    ★★★★★

    My Favourite Films of All Time 
    2017 RANKED 

    "Within cells interlinked" 

    Yesterday I rewatched Blade Runner 2049 and while I still didn't love it, I liked it slightly more. But after it was over, I couldn't stop thinking about it; moments from the film kept playing in my mind, Han Zimmer's grand score was still ringing in my ears and Roger Deakins' masterful cinematography is now engraved into my eyes. I also kept thinking about the film's themes and symbolism, and…