Favorite films

  • Elf
  • In Bruges
  • National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
  • Home Alone

Recent activity

  • Alita: Battle Angel


  • Blade Runner


  • Road to Perdition


  • Metropolitan


Recent reviews

  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League


    “I’m not broken…and I’m not alone”

    Justice is Grey Edition 

    The perfect cold winter evening movie. This is my third or fourth viewing of the Justice is Grey Edition and I absolutely love how this version looks. The scenes that stood out as particularly gorgeous in B&W were Victor Stone’s football game and the scene where The Flash charges up the Mother Box. It’s some of the best black & white imagery I’ve ever seen on film.

  • Pacific Rim

    Pacific Rim


    You like the name? I took it from, uh, my favorite historical character and my second-favorite Szechuan restaurant in Brooklyn

    I really want a Hannibal Chau spin-off series.

Popular reviews

  • Snakes on a Plane

    Snakes on a Plane

    What the fuck can I say? It's Snakes on a Plane! It has Samuel L. Jackson yelling at people, terrible CGI snakes, gore, nudity and shitty dialogue. The best way to watch it would be with some friends, but I watched it alone because I'm a lonely fuck with no social life. Anyway, it's a fun B-movie. Nothing more, nothing less.

  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049


    My Favourite Films of All Time 
    2017 RANKED 

    "Within cells interlinked" 

    Yesterday I rewatched Blade Runner 2049 and while I still didn't love it, I liked it slightly more. But after it was over, I couldn't stop thinking about it; moments from the film kept playing in my mind, Han Zimmer's grand score was still ringing in my ears and Roger Deakins' masterful cinematography is now engraved into my eyes. I also kept thinking about the film's themes and symbolism, and…