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  • A Star Is Born

    A Star Is Born


    A BABY IS BORN!!!! :D

  • First Reformed

    First Reformed


    A24 redeems itself!!!! Hereditaty was a piece of shit film and that came as a shock to me as all of A24's other films are masterpieces. I am glad the studio learned their lesson that people like me expect quality... not Hereditary... I bet the film's title serves as a nod to the audience, like "hey, we are sorry for how bad Hereditary is so we will do better, we are Reformed now." And it is true, they really gotโ€ฆ

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  • The Florida Project

    The Florida Project


    Can you guess the movie by these emojis? ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡
    Stick around for the answer...

    Moonee: I can always tell when adults are about to cry
    Me: Don't tell anyone but this movie made me cry
    Moonee: I won't.

    Here is my review! Hope you enjoy, my peeps. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Sean Barker returns to form to bring us The Florida Project! I have to admit A24 is my favorite movie studio today and they have produced some of my favorite movies ofโ€ฆ

  • Freddy Got Fingered

    Freddy Got Fingered


    This is neck and neck with Histoire(s) du Cinรฉma as the greatest cinematic deconstruction film. I will refer to this film by its French title, Va Te Faire Foutre Freddy because it more closely resembles a work by Godard than it does a conventional American film.

    Calling Va Te Faire Foutre Freddy a satire doesn't do it justice, because it goes far and beyond even that. Morons and jerk-offs may view this a low-point in comedy, but that is becauseโ€ฆ