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Gh0stman has written 2 reviews for films rated ½ during 2020.

  • The Haunting of Hill House

    The Haunting of Hill House 2018

    ½ Watched 28 May, 2020

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The Haunting of Hill House is one of the most irritating pieces of filmed fiction I've ever encountered in my life and is certainly among the most overrated. Where do I even begin?

    The characters are perhaps some of the most vapid, stupid, and annoying ever to be written in the genre of horror. They are definitely the most arrogant and they never cease to be petty, self-centered and whiny little shits who only care about themselves. They can never…

  • Surf Nazis Must Die

    Surf Nazis Must Die 1987

    ½ Watched 20 May, 2020

    Dumb, laugh-less, scare-less, brainless, visionless, kind of racist, and fucking terrible all around. You can skip this one. A real waste of time.