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  • Tenet



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Só much information and súch fast editing, I felt like I was watching a 150 minute trailer for a 20 episode series. I'm all for suspension of disbelief, but I strongly believe a time-inverted fire would still burn/kill you in stead of giving you hypothermia.

  • Ouija Shark

    Ouija Shark


    The tagline might be the only reason this thing was ever made.

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    Henry Poole Is Here


    Extra points deducted for one of the worst filmposters ever.

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    Sharknado 2: The Second One


    The perfect so-bad-it's good Asylum movie (when most of their 2014 output has been very disappointing). It does everything right that the first Sharknado did wrong. C'mon Asylum, gimme that Sharktopusnado vs Piranhacondanado.