Favorite films

  • Dazed and Confused
  • The Florida Project
  • Jaws
  • Mamma Mia!

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  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★★

  • The Black Phone

    ★★★½

  • Oz the Great and Powerful

  • The Thing

    ★★★★★

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  • Turning Red

    Turning Red

    ★★★★★

    Hell is a 13-year-old girl. The red panda issue just makes things way worse.

    Fun, beautiful animation. Cute characters. A story you can really connect with. Having the courage to stand up to a parent and become your own person is such a universal experience (regardless of what some critic might say). This works on so many different levels.

    What a great movie!! I loved it!

  • Kung Fury

    Kung Fury

    ★★★★★

    I don't know what I just watched, but it was glorious.

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  • The Black Phone

    The Black Phone

    ★★★½

    Child actors that don’t suck! Rampant child abuse! Lots of children cussing! Ethan Hawke being unable to keep his shirt on! A movie theatre audience I wanted to fight in the parking lot because no one remembers how to act in public settings anymore!

    (Gettin’ real Sinister vibes off this one.)

  • Oz the Great and Powerful

    Oz the Great and Powerful

    The opening credits and beginning section at the carnival in Kansas? Fantastic. I just wish the movie didn’t take the worst sort of nosedive as soon as James Franco hit Oz. (Although the transition from B&W to color is quite exquisite.)

    ZIMZALABIM.

    If you’re going to have an Ash-like protagonist… why doesn’t he have a single ounce of Ash’s charm? You don’t give a single fuck about this guy or what he’s doing. He’s just an unforgivable asshole the entire…

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  • Shock Treatment

    Shock Treatment

    ★★★★★

    Now that I actually have the time to formulate a better review (and I've watched it for the umpteenth millionth time):

    Shock Treatment might've seemed like the worst idea at the time, but really, it's much better than the movie it's claimed to be a direct sequel/equal to. It was just never given a chance at the box office or by the devout Rocky Horror fans it was solely created for. Overall, the story is more cohesive (even though it…

  • Big Eyes

    Big Eyes

    ★★★★

    An absolutely wonderful breath of fresh air as far as Tim Burton's films are concerned. It might not be Ed Wood, but it still proves to be an intriguing enough biopic. Where the pacing and script sometimes falter, the great performances by the cast as well as the gorgeous aesthetics definitely pick up the slack.