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  Assault of the Killer Bimbos 1988

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Jan 2023

  i think this film should replace the bible at church camp. this is my religion. this is what john 3:16 was talking about

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  The Thing 1982

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 03 Jan 2023

  i wouldnt survive this because if a shape-shifting extraterrestrial organism took over a dog's body i would still try and pet him

Recent reviews

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  M3GAN 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Jan 2023 1

  the visible stress and disgust on gemma’s face when she had to take her collectables out of their boxes. She’s so me

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  Terrifying T-Rex 2022

  ½ Watched 25 Jan 2023 1

  absolutely love how the dinosaur is on a blood-thirsty murderous rampage but decides to spare the cat. that’s the exact quality i’m looking for on america’s next top model

Popular reviews

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  Fear Street: 1666 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Jul 2021 10

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  i thought solomon was bae but turns out he wasn’t even fam :/

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  Choose or Die 2022

  ★★ Watched 18 Apr 2022 6

  i just wanted a tiny little peak at the rat man but they didn’t even give me that