Tori has written 25 reviews for films rated ★½ during 2018.

  • Last Woman on Earth

    Last Woman on Earth


    Yikes @ that tagline but you know what that's a good idea of what this film was like AKA all toxic masculinity and sexism.

    tw/cw: sexism/misogyny

  • The Cave

    The Cave


    I'm pretty sure the creature in the poster does not at all look like the one in the film, but I can't say for sure because the whole thing is so dark and mostly underwater that GOD knows what was happening during most of it. That being said it is a kind of cool monster design from the little I could see of it. Not even Lena Headey could save this one and Daniel Dae Kim was barely in it so boo.

    oh my god that ending. God.

    tw/cw: body horror
    lots of underwater scenes
    epilepsy warning possibly??? there's a lot of thrashing with flashlights

  • Killer Fish

    Killer Fish


    Not one person in this film made a good decision.

    tw/cw: blood/gore
    lots of underwater scenes

  • The Day Time Ended

    The Day Time Ended


    We just don't know.

    tw/cw: nothing really???

  • Warrior of the Lost World

    Warrior of the Lost World


    What a dickweed of a protag.

    tw/cw: sexism probably

  • The Other Side

    The Other Side


    It tried and sort of had an idea that was interesting on paper but just didn't work. And unsurprisingly women were just generally treated not great.

    tw/cw: blood/gore

  • Terrifier



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Man did this film just have nothing going for it for me. How are you supposed to be attached or care about the final girl if she only is introduced halfway through the film and is given no character at all because she's immediately just in fear mode. Art the Clown isn't even really all that interesting??? as a killer and none of the kills are all that grabbing either. It was all just a big eh.

    tw/cw: blood/gore/body horror
    epilepsy warning for flashing lights
    cannibalism like barely lmao

  • Vampires on Bikini Beach

    Vampires on Bikini Beach


    Wow what.............. a movie with inexplicable narration and just a whole lot of people who looked the same so I could not tell any of them apart.

    tw/cw: just bad writing and bad most things tbh
    body horror also probably

  • Singularity



    Truly nothing happens in this and yet I didn't get what was going on at the same time because it was so vague and nothing really made sense, incredible.

    tw/cw: eye scream/body horror

  • How It Ends

    How It Ends


    The only good thing about this movie was Ricki and she was out of the film way too soon. Woof.

    tw/cw: slurs (homophobic)

  • The Kissing Booth

    The Kissing Booth


    This movie has the WEIRDEST dialogue where it's utterly unrealistic and wavers from being over the top """teen""" speak and then really dramatic and not...... like how teens would talk. The very few cute moments were outweighed by the not great characterizations of possessiveness being romantic, and just overall everyone not being??? Great?????? Eh.

    Joel Courtney is good in general as an actor but he deserved better.

    tw/cw: sexism tbh

  • Hell Town

    Hell Town


    This concept could've been cute and funny but it didn't really work tbh.

    tw/cw: blood