Tori has written 30 reviews for films rated ★★ during 2019.

  • Dark Phoenix

    Dark Phoenix

    ★★

    This was. a film. I guess.

    tw/cw: blood/gore/body horror

  • Holiday in the Wild

    Holiday in the Wild

    ★★

    It's............... fine but also I sure would've rather it actually be about African people instead of white people discovering themselves in Africa~~~

    tw/cw: animal harm/death

  • Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers

    Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers

    ★★

    It's absolutely not good, but Danielle Harris does an excellent job. Poor kiddo.

    tw/cw: blood (on kittens :( )
    animal death (STOP KILLING DOGS HALLOWEEN SERIES..... )
    abuse tbh Loomis is awful to Jamie

  • Space Mutiny

    Space Mutiny

    ★★

    Happy Turkey Day ya'll. <3

  • The Dorm That Dripped Blood

    The Dorm That Dripped Blood

    ★★

    Fairly straightforward and predictable, didn't capture my interest tbh.

    tw/cw: blood I think was about it

  • Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2

    Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2

    ★★

    Have I seen the first one yet? No

    Do I need to to appreciate GARBAGE DAY in the context of the film? Also no

    tw/cw: blood/gore/body horror
    rape/sexual assault
    nudity

  • The Children

    The Children

    ★★

    If you want a film to make you hate kids, this is it. Even before they become murderous they're horrific to listen to. I think for me this film suffered from the fact I didn't care nor feel attached to anyone much.

    tw/cw: child death hardcore
    blood/gore/body horror

  • Blood Harvest

    Blood Harvest

    ★★

    Look it's not good but Tiny Tim is fun to watch when he's in it and I learned a lot about him thanks to Joe Bob Briggs so it was enjoyable all the same.

    tw/cw: blood/gore/body horror
    animal death (pigs and there's viscera shown)
    sexual assault/attempted rape
    nudity

  • Time Trap

    Time Trap

    ★★

    Why do films think making a 13 year old boy incredibly creepy and gross towards older women is at all funny or endearing

    Anyway nobody was super likable, and really it needed a longer series format for all the concepts it was trying to stuff in.

    tw/cw: child death

  • St. Agatha

    St. Agatha

    ★★

    I was hoping for a lot more with an essentially all female cast but unfortunately :/ it's all just Awful Upsetting Junk but without substance??? And its's sort of jumbled in presentation.

    tw/cw: emetophobia to the max
    blood/gore
    claustrophobia
    abuse

  • Valley of the Dragons

    Valley of the Dragons

    ★★

    Thankfully Svengoolie cut out the animal abuse, but it is present in this so be aware. Pretty typically sexist for the time but not as bad as most otherwise. Dingus men get over their masculinity by being transported to the past.

    tw/cw: animal abuse
    sexism

  • The Mangler

    The Mangler

    ★★

    What a WEIRD film with several good people involved.

    tw/cw: blood/gore/body horror
    sexism