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  • Jennifer's Body

    Jennifer's Body


    Poor old Jennifer's Body. This movie gets a lot of hate, and it deserves none of it. Maybe it's because Diablo Cody is a controversial writer; maybe it's because Megan Fox is considered to be a bad actress; maybe it's because it was marketed as a sexy movie for boys when it's actually a movie about female friendship. Maybe it's all of the above.

    But while this movie has been written off as a trashy failed experiment in horror comedy,…

  • Nocturnal Animals

    Nocturnal Animals

    Amy Adams was totally right to dump Jake Gyllenhaal. That guy took 20 years to write a really fucking shitty crime novel.