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A Glenbrooke Christmas 2020
🎄 Christmas movie season 2023 - #8 🎄
Imagine being such a noble firefighter that when the woman you love tells you she's a secret millionaire, you break up with her for lying
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Jennifer's Body 2009
Poor old Jennifer's Body. This movie gets a lot of hate, and it deserves none of it. Maybe it's because Diablo Cody is a controversial writer; maybe it's because Megan Fox is considered to be a bad actress; maybe it's because it was marketed as a sexy movie for boys when it's actually a movie about female friendship. Maybe it's all of the above.
But while this movie has been written off as a trashy failed experiment in horror comedy,…
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Nocturnal Animals 2016
Amy Adams was totally right to dump Jake Gyllenhaal. That guy took 20 years to write a really fucking shitty crime novel.
