GhostUplekar has written 8 reviews for films rated .

  • The Nightingale

    The Nightingale

    Zero guts

  • Late Night

    Late Night

    🤨

  • The House That Jack Built

    The House That Jack Built

    i know some of yall are outraged, but its just...really boring

    Had high hopes.
    *One night only, directors cut screening

  • Crazy Rich Asians

    Crazy Rich Asians

    Couldn’t do it. Walked out.

  • Jack Reacher: Never Go Back

    Jack Reacher: Never Go Back

    “Hey! Dont blame me dickhead! I’m not the one accused of murder!”

  • Solo: A Star Wars Story

    Solo: A Star Wars Story

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    and yall better STOP trying to make Darth Maul corny, that Zabrak is my childhood favorite & the man you got voicing him is WEAK

  • Solo: A Star Wars Story

    Solo: A Star Wars Story

    im gonna just say...magic of these movies was that there wasnt all these Wikipedia page entries that needed to fill in. You had the movies, you had a peek at the mythology, but the rest of it was yours to do what you will. These spinoffs man are like ugly greasy food, the calories alone are suffocating.

  • It Comes at Night

    It Comes at Night

    soft!!!