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  • Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

    Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

    ★★★★½

    To this day I legitimately cannot comprehend how one of the greatest action adventure blockbusters of the 21st century has a 53% on Rotten Tomatoes when critics hand out positive reviews to every single MCU movie like candy on Halloween.

  • Thor

    Thor

    ★★½

    WHEN YOU USE THIS MANY DUTCH ANGLES IT FEELS LIKE YOU ARE SHOUTING AT ME THROUGH CINEMATIC LANGUAGE, KIND OF LIKE USING ALL CAPS TO COMMUNICATE A POINT THAT WOULD MEAN THE EXACT SAME THING IF IT WERE LOWERCASE.

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  • Doubt

    Doubt

    ★★★½

    Phillip Seymour Hoffman.
    Meryl Streep.
    Amy Adams.
    Viola Davis.

    That’s pretty much all you need to know about this movie. One of the best performance showcases I’ve seen. A difficult watch without easy answers, but I think one that has truth in the midst of doubt none the less.

  • After Hours

    After Hours

    ★★★★

    guys they made a home alone origin story about how kevin mccallister’s parents met each other and it’s absolutely BONKERS

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  • Noelle

    Noelle

    ★★½

    santa is a woman by ariana grande

  • Bad Times at the El Royale

    Bad Times at the El Royale

    ★★★

    Rewatched hoping to prove my initial reaction wrong, only to have it reaffirmed. How often does a movie have a really solid second act, but a first and third act that just don’t really do the trick? Almost never, which is why the film is so frustrating. Pretty much everything that’s interesting to me here—the tension, the themes of duality, the characters paths crossing—happens in the second act. The first and third act, however, spend too much time on fleshing…