Chris Gilman

The Skeleton Twins is the worst movie I have ever seen

Favorite films

  • Gates of Heaven
  • Jackass Number Two
  • Climax
  • Billy the Kid

Recent activity

  • Frankenhooker

  • Halloween Kills


  • Clifford


  • Cure


Recent reviews

  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills


    Laurie Strode finds out Michael’s alive: “let’s toke up and hunt this bastard down” *leaps out of hospital bed to roll a spliff*

    Look literally all the Halloween sequels are terrible this is the most fun they’ll ever be just kick back and relax Michael Myers rocks tf out here he’s charred up and on his flu game, go watch boring-ass Halloweens 4-8 (2’s fine) and tell me this one’s not the best of them 

    (also watched-but-didn’t-log recently:
    The Many…

  • Clifford



    watched the trailer for Beethoven (1992) immediately afterwards (five stars) (apparently a VHS of Beethoven cost $24.98 in 1992)

Popular reviews

  • It's a Wonderful Life

    It's a Wonderful Life


    Sam Wainwright, the character who is constantly going “hee-haw!”, is far more despicable than bitter old Mr. Potter. Every “hee-haw!” makes my blood boil. I hate him so much. My family watches this movie as an annual holiday tradition, and he has ruined every Christmas we’ve ever had. An absolutely revolting character.

  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad

    very obviously written by a 40+ year old man