The Skeleton Twins is the worst movie I have ever seen
Sam Wainwright, the character who is constantly going “hee-haw!”, is far more despicable than bitter old Mr. Potter. Every “hee-haw!” makes my blood boil. I hate him so much. My family watches this movie as an annual holiday tradition, and he has ruined every Christmas we’ve ever had. An absolutely revolting character.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
*watches the set piece where a lady premeditatedly lubricates the floor with sunscreen so she can slide her fat husband's body off a boat a few scenes later* "When all is said and done, Christopher Nolan is a master of cinematic spectacle"