Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Spiral: From the Book of Saw 2021

  ★ Rewatched 22 Sep 2023

  There’s barely any torture! This is not what I come to a Saw movie for!

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  Sanctuary 2022

  ★★ Watched 20 Sep 2023

  Oh…I just can’t stand this one. The more I think about it, the more I hate it.

Popular reviews

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  The Butterfly Effect 2004

  ★★½ Watched 26 Jan 2022 3

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Moral: Women’s lives are better without men, but if you’re going to fuck one, it should be a fat, pussy eating goth king.

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  X 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2022 3

  I finally received true nourishment from a new film. RUN, don’t walk, to experience this horny hag porno horror. There should have been more sex, and definitely bush (how was there no bush?!), but besides this glaring omission, I fucking love this movie. Ti West gives good homage, as per usual. Mia Goth is a star. A fuck crone masterpiece.