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  • Labyrinth
  • The Dark Crystal
  • The Good, The Bad, The Weird
  • The Thing

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  • Graveyard Rats

    ★★★★

  • Kill Bill: Vol. 2

    ★★★★★

  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1

    ★★★★★

  • Smile

    ★★★★

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  • Smile

    Smile

    ★★★★

    Trauma is the new grief for horror films of late and I welcome the change if the quality is this good.

    Smile is a creepy curse movie much like The Empty Man or The Ring, with the lead who is the latest in a string of victims that see a smiling entity coming for them. It's smart and it's scary. The jump scares come hot and heavy at the beginning building a sense of anxiety that helps place you in…

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

    Evelyn Wang finds out she can access the memories and skills of all the different versions of herself across alternative universes.

    Well, I saw The Daniels video stating that we need to lower our praise and expectations for this and help bring back the star rating to a more reasonable level... Im very sorry guys but I can not bring myself to give this any less than 5 stars.

    Even with high expectations based on everyone's reviews and my personal…

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  • Graveyard Rats

    Graveyard Rats

    ★★★★

    Fun from start to finish and boasts some very impressive sets and effects work for a 37 minute episode.

    Academy Award goes to getting poked in the eye by a twig.

  • Kill Bill: Vol. 2

    Kill Bill: Vol. 2

    ★★★★★

    Far more monologues than the first half but just as much style, the amazing David Carridine and a bad ass showdown with Daryl Hannah. I regard Vol 1 & 2 as the same movie as I've never not watched them one after the other.

    Academy Award goes to taking a spit can to the face.

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  • Mortal Kombat

    Mortal Kombat

    ★★★½

    An Outworld man who sucks souls to make his way in life wants to come live in cool old Earthrealm. He sends his best minions; a chill guy; a girl with a great smile and a four-armed muscle boy to go and sort out Earth's greatest warriors including; a MMA fighter who is good at being beat up; an armless man and and guy that wears a hat.

    I understand the motives of the Outworlders as Outworld sucks hard, it…

  • The McPherson Tape

    The McPherson Tape

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This scared the shit out of me when I was 7 years old, now it just seems painfully slow. What family stumbles upon an alien space ship, runs home in a panic then decides to play cards?!? Then they realise the aliens are outside their house so they decide to play cards?!?!?! Then they notice the alien they killed and put in their bedroom is missing SO THEY GO AND FUCKING PLAY CARDS?!?!?!?!?