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  • Promising Young Woman

    Promising Young Woman


    bo burnham: hello i am a pediatric surgeon 

    me, remembering Beating off in A Minor: lmao no you’re not, but nice try there buddy

  • Hamilton


    we tried to time it so that the clock would strike midnight right as he got shot but we were thirty seconds late. anyway if that DOESN’T reflect this year as a whole

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  • The Phantom of the Opera at the Royal Albert Hall

    The Phantom of the Opera at the Royal Albert Hall


    Dear Diary, Today I finally captured Christine and took her to my foggy romantic kink dungeon for our first date. Mood went a little sour when she ended up ripping my Murder Mask off, but otherwise I totally turned her on and it was a great evening. We for sure made it it third base, vocally. Wonder when she'll let me touch her bewb. Anyway, gotta go write some more hate mail to fuck with those pesky opera house managers. Catch you on the flip side. XOXO The Phantom <33

  • Penelope



    james mcavoy but every time he's onscreen the questioning of my sexuality gets faster