Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Saw X 2023

  ★½ Watched 29 Sep 2023

  played like a subpar fanfic from a girl i used to hate follow in eighth grade

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★ Watched 06 Aug 2023

  this made my mom cry well into the credits whilst i remained unaffected. does this mean i beat her in the mommy issues olympics

Popular reviews

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  Interview with the Vampire 1994

  ★★★★ Rewatched 09 Jul 2018

  the venn diagram of lesbians who feel weirdly attracted to tom cruise in this and straight women who feel weirdly attracted to tom cruise in this is a circle

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  The Phantom of the Opera at the Royal Albert Hall 2011

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Nov 2016 3

  Dear Diary, Today I finally captured Christine and took her to my foggy romantic kink dungeon for our first date. Mood went a little sour when she ended up ripping my Murder Mask off, but otherwise I totally turned her on and it was a great evening. We for sure made it it third base, vocally. Wonder when she'll let me touch her bewb. Anyway, gotta go write some more hate mail to fuck with those pesky opera house managers. Catch you on the flip side. XOXO The Phantom <33