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  • Saw
  • Get Out
  • The Silence of the Lambs
  • The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

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  • The Black Phone

    ★★★½

  • Hostel: Part II

    ★★★

  • The Lego Batman Movie

    ★★★★

  • The Green Inferno

    ★★½

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  • Interview with the Vampire

    Interview with the Vampire

    ★★★★

    the venn diagram of lesbians who feel weirdly attracted to tom cruise in this and straight women who feel weirdly attracted to tom cruise in this is a circle

  • The Phantom of the Opera at the Royal Albert Hall

    The Phantom of the Opera at the Royal Albert Hall

    ★★★★★

    Dear Diary, Today I finally captured Christine and took her to my foggy romantic kink dungeon for our first date. Mood went a little sour when she ended up ripping my Murder Mask off, but otherwise I totally turned her on and it was a great evening. We for sure made it it third base, vocally. Wonder when she'll let me touch her bewb. Anyway, gotta go write some more hate mail to fuck with those pesky opera house managers. Catch you on the flip side. XOXO The Phantom <33