I'm called Ready Whip because I'm always ready to whip it out
Mike Damone’s 5 Point Plan is still the industry standard for picking up chicks
1. Never let on how much you like a girl.
2. Always call the shots.
3. Act like wherever you are - that’s the place to be.
4. When ordering food, find out what she wants then order for both of you. It’s a classy move.
5. When it comes to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.