kaiser

almodóvar. dolan. malick. trier.
soon-to-be director | queer activist
20 | infp-t | he/they

Favorite films

  • Bones and All
  • Aftersun
  • Triangle of Sadness
  • TÁR

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  • Vesper

    ★★★

  • Not Okay

    ★★★

  • Sauvage

    ★★★★½

  • God's Creatures

    ★★★½

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  • Vesper

    Vesper

    ★★★

    a far fair concept but it felt like dragging at most times. i only loved the final minutes of the film. it was breathtaking with a beautiful ending credit song.

    5.5/10

  • Sauvage

    Sauvage

    ★★★★½

    anal-ed, bare-backed, creampied, deepthroated, hard-fucked, and penetrated all at once by depression.

    9/10

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  • God's Creatures

    God's Creatures

    ★★★½

    He was brutal with his words. Still, though, he's just like anyone else really. We're all God's creatures in the dark.

    very atmospheric and for the second time, i feel claustrophobic every time paul mescal appears on-screen. a thought-provoking, polarizing a24 film that lands equal hits and misses.

    6.5/10

  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    Bodies Bodies Bodies

    ★★★½

    slightly disappointed because there was no bisexual rachel sennott kissing girls universe anymore. i just enjoyed the trailer more than the movie.

    6.5/10