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  • Affair in Trinidad

    Affair in Trinidad

    ★★★

    Glenn Ford is so boring and terrible and exhaustingly average, please remove him from my screen so I can enjoy Rita Hayworth's performance

  • Crazy World

    Crazy World

    ★★★★

    Those kids can really kick!

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  • Starstruck

    Starstruck

    ★★★½

    You: I'm off the deep end, watch as I dive in/I'll never meet the ground/ Crash through the surface, where they can't hurt us/ We're far from the shallow now

    Me, an intellectual: IT'S THE MONKEY IN ME THAT MAKES ME WANNA DO IT/THE MONKEY IN ME THAT MAKES ME WANNA CHEW IT

  • Husbands

    Husbands

    If the Italian Neorealists drank Budweiser