Golden_God_01 has written 307 reviews for films during 2021.

  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza

    ★★★½

    Great soundtrack. Many songs I’ve wanted to hear in a movie were played. We got the Doors, Todd Rundgren, Bowie, Blood Sweat and Tears……where was Steely Dan?

  • Cowboy Bebop

    Cowboy Bebop

    The real folk blues

  • Ant-Man

    Ant-Man

    ★★★

    Michael Douglas deserves more respect as Hank Pym

  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War

    ★★★★★

    Possibly the greatest opening to any movie. I get full body chills during every other moment. Almost wish I didn’t put it on while reorganizing the shelves because it’s just too engaging that I barely got anything done.

  • A Christmas Story

    A Christmas Story

    ★★★★★

    Let’s break out the chug splash

  • Hawkeye

    Hawkeye

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    “Let’s put kingpin in the show and have him get laid out by a hero in training in his first MCU 1 on 1. The fans will love it!” 
    ~Some corporate stooge 

    I know obviously kingpin isn’t dead, but if they were somehow that completely incompetent that they would pull that for shock value then I have no words. That would be the absolute dumbest decision the MCU ever made, and they make a decent amount of dumb decisions that…

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★★

    Still the best

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    There’s no real way to start talking about this movie because there's just so much to talk about. You just gotta start with the facts. Every single crazy thing that was rumored comes true in this film. Tobey and Andrew are back, and it’s just one of the craziest things I’ve seen put to film. Feige really just said “let’s do it” to the most outlandish fanservice possible, and I can’t say it wasn’t great. This felt exactly like Endgame…

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

    ★★★★½

    “Green Goblin has a case to state this time. He’s trying to make his case. A philosophy of life.”
    ~Willem Dafoe

  • Rango

    Rango

    ★★★½

    Might deserve the 4, but I have to write a 6 page minimum essay on this over the next 4 hours, so fuck you Rango. You get the fake 5 revoked. 




    Since you were all asking for it. Here is my final paper for film class comparing Rango to the classic western film High Noon:








    The American Western has been reshaped and recreated an infinite number of times over the years, with various different spins to keep it fresh. Many…

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

    ★★★★½

    Brilliant, but lazy. The full review is still being processed. It will arrive at a later time.

  • Westworld

    Westworld

    ★★★½

    Thanks for the experience Barry