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  • The Evil Dead
  • Weird Science
  • Martyrs
  • Pee-wee's Big Adventure

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  • The Suicide Squad

    ★★★★

  • The Hunt

    ★★★★★

  • Six-String Samurai

    ★★★★

  • PTU

    ★★★★

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  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad

    ★★★★

    Dope as hell. Not as funny as I hoped but maybe that's because I was hungover from the night before.

    How they whip out Starro already?!?!?!

  • The Hunt

    The Hunt

    ★★★★★

    Now I’m depressed.

    First off, note that my 5 stars does not mean I LOVE this movie like my bio would suggest. This movie pissed me the hell off and made me sad and I wanted a complete tonal change midway through the movie, but I didn’t get it. That would’ve been make believe and this be the realest shit Thomas Vintenberg ever wrote (also the only movie I’ve ever seen from him so there’s that). The Hunt had more…

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  • Our Popcorn Movie Dystopia - SOME MORE NEWS: THE MOVIE

    Our Popcorn Movie Dystopia - SOME MORE NEWS: THE MOVIE

    ★★★★★

    Youtube kino. I hope Criterion puts this out one day with spine #2020.

  • The Evil Dead

    The Evil Dead

    ★★★★★

    Rewatch and a counterpunch

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    Mofos be trippin'. Been seein' too many sub 5-star reviews of The Evil Dead so I had to rewatch to ensure the scales don't tip the wrong way for this film and because it's my favorite horror movie of all time. It's also one of the greatest ever made and would be on the Mt. Rushmore of horror movies. It's also the 2nd greatest possession movie ever right behind The Exorcist.

    Anyway, my earliest memory…