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  • Mallrats
  • Suspiria
  • Belle de Jour
  • Perfect Blue

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  • Squid Game

    ★★★½

  • Hellraiser

    ★★★★

  • [REC]

    ★★★½

  • Helter Skelter

    ★★

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  • Squid Game

    Squid Game

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The games are a fucking riot, the gore is top notch, and there's some awesome set design at work here.
    Called the ending reveal by the fourth episode so yay for foreshadowing!!
    Boo for the ending sequel setup though

    The VIPs gotta be the absolute worst part of this.
    Like holy shit. 69 jokes?
    Painfully accurate for old rich white men lmao

    The entire time I was watching this I had an internal monologue playing out in the style of Homer's "Like Erkel", except it was "Like Kaiji!"
    There's gotta be some form of inspiration taking place here because it's just too similar in some aspects.

  • Hellraiser

    Hellraiser

    ★★★★

    "Jesus wept." has gotta be the most brutal line delivery in all of film history

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  • The Minimalists: Less Is Now

    The Minimalists: Less Is Now

    ½

    Like I need a pair of self-important rich assholes to tell me I suck because I enjoy buying stuff sometimes.
    Fuck off.

    Maximalism 2021 babey!!! 

  • Seduced: Inside the NXIVM Cult

    Seduced: Inside the NXIVM Cult

    ★★★½

    Cults are wild

    This guy said shit like "women enjoy rape actually" and "where's the harm in a parent having sex with their child if the kid enjoys it?" in a seminar and rich-ass white people ate it up

    Absolutely mental how brainwashing can do that to a person
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