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  • The Gathering

    ★★★★

  • Fantastic Planet

    ★★★★

  • The Piano

    ★★★★½

  • Collective

    ★★★★

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  • Office

    Office

    ★★★★

    shiny dogville.
    sumptuously gorgeous until anyone is in a car.
    tang wei showstealer.

  • Jumbo

    Jumbo

    ★★★★½

    it's a must watch PULP MASTERPIECE...

    ...until it decides to take a more compassionate stance, which is probably the 'moral' thing to do but derails some of the bonko and smutty filmmaking in the movie's first three quarters.... there was a way for Wittock to hit the same emotional beats of the finale with a little more splendor... Jumbo's glamour (in the old sense) is charismatic! film would be a perfect 5 if it didn't let harsh and imprecise 'reality' back in... Let Jumbo Take Off His Glasses And Suddenly Be Beautiful)

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  • The Night of the Hunter

    The Night of the Hunter

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    wept beholding the beauty, but...

    💥😡😈WHAT does this movie have against ice cream??😈😡💥
    as a former 🍦ice cream professional🍦, i have had enough!!!
    an 🍎 APPLE is the most beautiful gift of all?
    🙅🏻‍♂️give me a BREAK🙅🏻‍♂️
    i'd rather 🌊🌊🌊 drown 🌊🌊🌊 next to some iconically beautiful seaweed than get an apple as a gift
    (especially after it touched that 🤢 horrid doily!!! knock it off, John!)
    a piddling little broach is a beautiful and permissible indulgence...
    but anyone who…

  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    delicious but...

    💥😡😈WHERE was the choreography?????😈😡💥
    there were more scenes dedicated to 'suitcase placement' than dance!! 🤦🏻
    excuse me Mr Argento:
    this is not the 🏨Cornell School of Hotel Management🏨...
    this is the prestigious 💃🏼Tanz Dance Akademie💃🏼!!!
    and we don't even get a scary pas de deux as a finale???? 🤔🤔
    ✨✨NEWS FLASH✨✨
    i would have 💀DIED💀 to see Helena Markos' crusty foot fly off and smack Suzy in the face after a double pirouette...⚰️⚰️⚰️
    🦇the bat danced more than…