This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
💥😡😈WHERE was the choreography?????😈😡💥
there were more scenes dedicated to 'suitcase placement' than dance!! 🤦🏻
excuse me Mr Agento:
this is not the 🏨Cornell School of Hotel Management🏨...
this is the prestigious 💃🏼Tanz Dance Akademie💃🏼!!!
and we don't even get a scary pas de deux as a finale???? 🤔🤔
i would have 💀DIED💀 to see Helena Markos' crusty foot fly off and smack Suzy in the face after a double pirouette...⚰️⚰️⚰️
🦇the bat danced more than…