I put random shit down. There is no logic, system or anything, beyond my own enjoyment of a movie at any given time. Aggressively unfunny.

Favorite films

  • Cats
  • Phantom of the Paradise
  • Mac and Me
  • Dear Evan Hansen

Recent activity

  • No One Dies in Lily Dale

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once


  • The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent


  • Everything Everywhere All at Once


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Underdog



    Could Underdog have stopped 9/11?

  • Hamilton



    Progressive neoliberal teenagers love this shit. More interested and invested people have ranted more eloquently about the deep perversion of this musical. All I can add to the conversation, is that it shouldn’t shock anyone that accessible rap music designed for people who are scared of Childish Gambino and J. Cole, would be an endless circlejerk among reporters and middle class teenagers that love musical theatre. 

    Listen to literally anything by Kendrick Lamar and come back and tell me how important and politically conscious this fucking bourgeois shit is so I can lol.